Kyle Machulis

@qDot

Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox | Полный песец, Cube. See also: | |

El Cerrito, CA
Joined February 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Jun 2016

    Futurists are why we can't have nice futures.

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    6 hours ago
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  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago
    Image of the Animal Crossing: New Horizons announcement screen, which takes place inside the Resident Services Building and looks like a standard office with a copy machine in the foreground, books on a desk, and a microphone. Where normally the character Isabelle is sitting to make an announcement, there is an image of Bernie Sanders from today's inauguration, in a parka and surgical mask and patterned wool mittens. He is sitting with his arms and legs crossed.
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    buttplug-rs v2 is out! Mostly a cleanup release, but it necessitated some surface API changes, hence the major version roll. Now using 's sync module, with its handy broadcast channel structure! Update to FFI (C#/WASM), CLI, and GHR also!

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  5. 15 hours ago

    Chris Gaines showing up at the inauguration kinda feels like fan service but I'll take it.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Follow creators from across the world as they explore intimacy in the digital age for the Rainbows End: Sex Tech Hackathon, organized by & Reporting by

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    Lovense: smashing the patriarchy wait not that kind of smashing

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  9. Jan 19

    Note: This isn't some sort of exodus or anything, I just got one too many demanding DMs from randos on fetlife and I never look at it anyways. I just hate fetlife but also love shitposting so I combined the two.

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  10. Jan 19
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  11. Jan 19

    So who is gonna post these fossils to e621?

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    Jan 18
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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    We came so close to dodging the bullet. So close.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    “Even if we look at the code, we could not know what the algorithm does.”

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    web devs: don't do user-agent sniffing, perform feature detection instead C devs: okay 😋

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  16. Jan 18

    TIL I learned I share a birthday with Deleuze.

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  17. Jan 18

    Before making this dumb birthday tweet, I checked google and it said middle age is 45-60. So I guess we're all living to 90-120.

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  18. Jan 18

    The fact that I did not called >= 40 "yeeting age" shows that I am, in fact, middle aged and crumbling to dust. Hello fellow kids.

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  19. Jan 18

    tired: "Over The Hill" themed parties in your 40s as sarcasm for being old wired: "Off The Cliff" themed parties in your 40s as realization of higher mortality probability due to increased age

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  20. Jan 18

    I'm 41 today. Does the sliding life expectancy due to COVID mean I'm now middle aged? (Please say yes so I can retire by 2030.)

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    I present to you 'Stoat on a Trampoline'

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