Phil Turland

@MakeItPlain #getreadyforconviction

@therealroseanne The beleaguered citizens of Trumpistan await your return.

@alroker Waze is working on a Kelly Anne Conway voice, but there's a problem. It keeps giving alternate routes to places that don't exist.

RuPaul as Melania!

@jeffrossen Want to pre-heat ur car? Get an EV. No telltale exhaust. Can be warmed inside garage. Has a 240v cable physically locked to it.

@247KevinBoilard As many have suspected, God is a Patriots fan and comes to every game: https://goo.gl/T1ubhQ 

@JadiannTV Forget Zuckerbrg. I have an Alexa that I've modified for visual recognition & added a robot she can direct

@amylaslett I see you are judging an event at Forbes U-30. Why in 2016 do u practice age discrimination? Support over age 30 tech workers.

@HillaryClinton How is Trump paying for increased defense spending? Is Russia going to pay for it? :^)

@dhausleon7 Don't blame the driver. Obviously, these boats have a forward visibility issue and need cameras.

@TEAMEVGA You guys need to setup a second location outside of PAX. It's impossible to get into PAX. I'd stop by if I could.

@elonmusk Always on Ludicrous mode? I think the Model 3 orders went Maximum Plaid!

@PeteWilliamsNBC Factual error in your report. Phone belonged to City of San Bernadino, not shooter.

@JulieGrauert I'm one of the approved hackers for Uber. They won't let us in until May 1 - but we can prepare. Lots of safeguards.

@KellyAyotte Justice Garland, Justice Obama, or Justice Judy. Pick one. Obama was elected to 4yr term-the people have spoken #merrickgarland