Paul Bond

@pw_bond

Creative copywriter. 🇬🇧 in Dubai. Occasional winner of .

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
bondpaulw.com
Joined March 2012
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Here are just a few of my 'who wore it best' pics. Catch them all on my instagram.

    160 replies 4,615 retweets 12,593 likes
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    Jun 8

    Remembered half way round that I didn't need 40 copies of The Sun. Fucked them into the milk.

    770 replies 11,188 retweets 28,236 likes
  3. Jun 8

    A wonderful idea well worthy of a Grand Prix. Congrats - cracking work!

    1 reply 7 retweets 22 likes
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    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Good luck to all the tonight!

    2 retweets 5 likes
  5. Jun 7

    My TL tells me it's time for the ... Best of luck from Dubai to all the ! Bring it home boys & girls!

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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    Jun 6

    When you tell your mum you're having a quiet one in but really you're running through fields of wheat with your mates

    700 replies 33,005 retweets 78,256 likes
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    Jun 5

    We all know it

    208 replies 51,719 retweets 134,426 likes
  8. Jun 6

    Brilliant 😄

    Please share our new video before it goes out of date. Cassetteboy vs Theresa, Mo' May Mo' Problems -
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    Jun 6

    ONCE MORE FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

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    Jun 6

    "Mrs May, what's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?"

    27 replies 1,075 retweets 2,229 likes
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    Jun 5

    Spot our closest ally.. 🇫🇷More than ever at Britain's side 🇩🇪Resolutely at Britain's side 🇮🇹We stand together 🇺🇸London Mayor pathetic

    290 replies 8,470 retweets 13,119 likes
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    Jun 5

    There's a generation of girls growing up right now where Wonder Woman is their first superhero, Rey is a Jedi, and Ghostbusters are women.

    378 replies 16,364 retweets 40,583 likes
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    Jun 5

    I'm at the vet. Receptionist is on a call. Her: and what's your chameleon called? Me: *looks up* Her: can you spell that? K A R M A. Lovely.

    24 replies 446 retweets 1,262 likes
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    Jun 6

    "akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o” Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'

    4 replies 39 retweets 146 likes
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    Jun 4

    This might be my new favorite headline/photo combo ever.

    673 replies 95,565 retweets 260,560 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    TWITTER IS UNDEFEATED 😭😭😭

    , and
    398 replies 29,003 retweets 50,483 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    It's Ramadan, REAL Muslims are fasting, praying, donating to charity and coming together. Those terrorist are NOT Muslims. Remember that.

    1,334 replies 59,312 retweets 118,072 likes
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    Jun 3

    Ha.

    790 replies 137,790 retweets 238,499 likes
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    Jun 2

    ???? is my hamster on crack

    3,876 replies 181,359 retweets 483,253 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Due to the terror attacks, we will be opening as usual today. Same time. Same food. Same customers. Because fuck you, terrorism, that's why.

    238 replies 13,313 retweets 36,183 likes

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