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@puredoxyk

Author of Ubersleep: Nap-Based Sleep Schedules & the Polyphasic Lifestyle; freediver; Internal martial artist; word-chemist; binary-hater

Somerville, USA
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Joined December 2008
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  1. May 26

    is a pattern of energy expressed across the meat spectrum

  2. May 21

    "It probably does make sense to emotionally wash your hands after reading me."

  3. May 21

    (i.e. geez twitter get with the times :P)

  4. May 21

    Love the ability to edit posts. We all know you think of the best thing to say right AFTER you say it. This way most ppl read the good one!

  5. May 17

    I think I love because "there's a beautiful view from my asylum window" is the most hopeful thing I can imagine

  6. May 15

    I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents, and every one of the billion accidents that didn't happen to kill me before I got to this point

  7. May 15

    : gets old : gains a ton of useful advice nobody wants to hear : thankfully this is no different from being young

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  8. May 14

    We're gonna need more whistles.

    Today is a good day to remind people that if you are a whistleblower, read my website on how to leak to the press.
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  9. May 8

    GOOD MORNING WORLD. I'M CURRENTLY BLOCKED ON 852 PROJECTS AWAITING YOUR INPUT. PLEASE SEND AN UPDATE ASAP.

  10. Retweeted
    May 5

    With unconditional , each person below need only work zero seconds for a gallon of milk. That's just slightly less than CEO Guy.

    9 replies 147 retweets 161 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 5

    It should be noted, the GOP voted to give folks with preexisting mental health issues access to firearms but not insurance.

    1,392 replies 38,730 retweets 54,931 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 3

    Most countries: The govt gives you health care. America: You frantically call the govt to beg for the right to continue to buy health care.

    147 replies 13,422 retweets 25,769 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 4

    Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

    2,367 replies 68,490 retweets 122,534 likes
  14. May 4

    Me: adds remnants of leftover stir-fry to other-leftover hash Leftovers: KING ME

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  15. May 4

    (Are they still "leftovers" after being re-added to four more dishes? Or do they, I don't know, ascend??)

    1 reply
  16. May 4

    I think some of what I just cooked may have been...fourth generation? Leftovers? >,>

    1 like
  17. May 2

    Oh. You're the *author* of your life, not the main character. I get it now.

    1 like
  18. Apr 20

    lol whoever is, sorry didn't mean to tag you; I meant 6 seconds :P ...Does that happen a lot??

  19. Apr 20

    Most contact is shorter than this, but that doesn't mean it'll be awkward. In fact there's a relaxing sensation or so...weird b true. ;)

  20. Apr 20

    Hugs, handshakes, whatever - six seconds is about how long it takes for your whatevers to sync up. You can feel it happen if you pay attn.

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