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@puma_legal

Legal parasomething. Passive Aggressive Legislative Citing is my superpower. A bit feral. BiAce she/her. Icon by

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2017.

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  1. prije 10 sati

    I have changed my mind. When I win the lottery the first thing I’m going to do is go to ALL THE CONS and find every one of you for ALL THE HUGS

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  2. prije 11 sati

    I’m going to go watch videos of kittens now because my blood pressure hates the very thought of antivaxxers.

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  3. prije 11 sati

    She needed other parents to protect her, but a small group put her in mortal danger. Had my low weight immunocompromised pneumonia-prone 6 mo old contracted measles it would have certainly killed her. Because some damn fool thought they know more than the entire medical world

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  4. prije 11 sati

    KitKat had to get her first measles vaccine early. The recommended age is 1yr but there was an outbreak so bad the doctors moved it to six months. We couldn’t leave the house for weeks because she had been too young to vaccinate and had a weak immune system. I was so scared

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  5. prije 11 sati

    Fucking antivaxxers should be locked up. Put them all in one place away from the rest of us. Let them kill themselves if they want to.

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  6. prije 11 sati

    The local health authority has just announced today that there is a 4 hour window in which a measles carrier was at the CHILDREN’S. HOSPITAL. unquarantined. Four hours of exposing immunocompromised kids to a preventable virus that herd immunity is supposed to protect them from

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  7. prije 11 sati

    Vaccinate. Your. Kids. Vaccines save lives. Vaccine injuries are few and far between and are still infinitely better than burying your four year old child for fuck sake

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  9. prije 14 sati

    Ah, we’ve added steel bands around ribs and SVT. Gonna be a fun one I see

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  10. prije 14 sati

    Swollen throat, fever, physical and mental fatigue, cough, sneeze, tensed up traps and neck... Yes, I appear to have contracted School Virus

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  11. prije 14 sati

    Sudden onset colds are great. I was fine an hour ago.

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  12. prije 15 sati

    I’m gonna have to crowdsource her law school tuition by the time she turns 14...

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  13. prije 15 sati

    See, I had not specified *WHICH* alarm had to go off.

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  14. prije 15 sati

    So my offspring, unbeknownst to me, dug my old iPhone 6 out of a box, charged it, said “hey Siri set an alarm for five o’clock in the morning”, and put it under her pillow. The next morning she woke me up and told me the alarm had gone off so it was time to get out of bed.

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  15. prije 15 sati

    After several 4am arguments about it still being nighttime in a row, I finally said to her “you do not get out of bed and you do not make noise until the alarm goes off. Period.”

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  16. prije 15 sati

    Time for a “KitKat, Esq.” story. The child dislikes sleep. Too many things to do for sleeping. But she tends to wake at ungodly hours and once she is awake it is time to GET UP AND DO STUFF. Which apparently requires my participation.

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  17. prije 16 sati

    What is it called when you have imposter syndrome but it’s about your own emotions

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  18. prije 19 sati

    Listen, tech support guys, I love you, really I do, but when you update the outlook server could you please make sure it doesn’t decide that our largest client’s email domain is spam Please I beg of you

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  19. 5. velj

    Me: are we doing (a) or (b)? Lawyer: yes Me: ... (b) it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  20. 5. velj

    Lawyer: can you print these documents and put them in a folder for me Me: there’s a lot of them, an indexed binder is probably a better idea Lawyer: good thinking. Please do that I really need to learn to keep my brilliant ideas to myself

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