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Are you a beaver? Cuz daaaammmmm.
spilled pants on my coffee
DistroKid’s design just got a facelift. http://distrokid.com
FUCK WHOLE FOODS PEANUT BUTTER
If your shirt isn't tucked into you pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Because you know I'm all about the brunch, 'bout the brunch, no breakfast.
100 years from now, Facebook will have a billion dead users.
I saw Tusk last night and it was one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. #tuskyes
Fighter jets flying over San Francisco
Today is the 1 year anniversary of when I launched @distrokid. Which is the best thing I ever made, in my opinion.
In the past 24 hours, artists have uploaded 147 albums (771 songs) using http://distrokid.com
Video about how hotel drinking glasses are gross. http://youtu.be/kLssaWxipN8
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I try to make things better for people.
CTO @ Modest (@wearemodest), former Dir Engineering @ obama for america, VP Engineering @threadless, @crateandbarrel.
It's awesome that they knighted Sir Mix-a-lot
Just ordered a Squatty Potty from amazon. IT LINES UP YOUR ANUS BETTER FOR POOPING allegedly AND CAVEMEN USED TO SQUAT AND SO ITS BETTER
Ice bags under my MacBook http://instagram.com/p/ttVh2FtVL3/
Holy shit. Last night I heard a gunshot and thought "not in this neighborhood. must be some kid with a fire cracker." http://www.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2014/10/02/woman-attacked-in-noe-valley …
Fuck printers.
If you have iOS8 and an iPhone 5s, your phone has been recording your steps. Open "Health" app -> Health Data -> Steps -> Show On Dashboard
Do I have any friends in SF who are Against Me fans? Got an extra ticket for tomorrow.
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