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@ptoothfish

bene gesserit inclusive radical fremenist, paper anchor, anchor baby

An Island In The Sun
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    awe size lad unit

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    this is the best video i have seen all day

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    I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dingo Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Baby

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  5. *not* having the steepest street in the world

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  6. remember when all we had was handkerchiefs and they literally had to TRAIN us to prefer disposables 🎶don’t carry that cold around in your pocket, pocket, ooh ooh🎶 🎶don’t carry that cold around in your purse🎶

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  7. some fucking techbro has invented handkerchiefs in the middle of a fucking pandemic

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  8. i’m not hacking the omnipenetrative capitalist surveillance state, i’m doing a Performance Art

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    Have decided to abandon the human method of ovulation and menstruation as it's too bothersome, and will be swapping to laying one solitary egg a day in a darkened hut, before being gingerly lifted up by an elderly farmer who will call me a good girl, take it away, and eat it.

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    Someone suggested that sourdough starter is like Tamagochi for people in their 30s. My partner, this morning (holding flour and the sourdough starter jar): "my Tamagochi needs feeding!"

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    Him: do you wanna 69? Me: nice Him: haha yeah. but do you wanna do it? Me: 69? Him: nice Me: was that a yes Him: to 69? Me: nice Him: Me: Him: Me: Him: are we incapable of answering anything but “nice” in response to 69?” Me: [eyes widening in terror] nice

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    jesus christ almighty lmfao

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    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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    I urge the people of Kansas and Missouri to think about this in November. He doesn’t know who you are. He doesn’t know where you live. He doesn’t know anything about you.

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  16. you know if they carry this efficient voter conversion through into the general election it will only take 62,500 person-days to generate a 2 million vote majority 👍 of course a 2 million vote majority still LOST last time but hey a good use of 171 years of effort i reckon

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  17. lol plus the time spent greasing the leads

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  18. if everyone jerked them around for as long as phyllis did it would have taken 12.5 ceaseless days and nights to knock on 400 doors since thursday

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    4. lip 2018.

    These Violet delights have Violet ends.

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  20. i was looking up a Read mapping for the SNOMED code 12138000 Large Head (disorder) because i bet you could come up with a sick burn related to having a big head incidentally the high level code for burns is SH...

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  21. the Read diagnosis code for legal execution by beheading is TM81., if you ever needed to know

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