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When I was a kid I used to open the fridge, find nothing I wanted, wander around the kitchen a bit, then repeat. I feel like my life hasn't changed much, except now Twitter is my fridge.
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According to my internet browsing habits I am an old soul.pic.twitter.com/g37ojdt0aT
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Sometimes I think I could have a decent career designing emo indie rock album covers. cc
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TFW you’re 45 minutes into a line full of screaming kids & barking dogs, & realize the 50% of the line w/o small animals is carrying guns.
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All I know is, if you’re not bringing a lawyer and a licensing agreement when you go to get your tats, you’re a damned fool.https://twitter.com/xor/status/1078416849409396736 …
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Taking recommendations for best album of 2018. Strong bias against bands with terrible names (sorry, Car Seat Headrest fans).
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While I agree with this in general that programming in general is lucrative, there are 5 people RT'ing this in my feed and 3 of them are VCs and 2 of them are PMs; none of them actively coding day to day, at least anymore.https://twitter.com/alexisohanian/status/1077763130636279808 …
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I feel like folks in the “crypto industry” who want to distinguish between their reputable illegal securities & other disreputable illegal securities are missing the point. One enables the other. Lock. Them. All. Up.https://twitter.com/_jillruth/status/1077998137984331778 …
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At dawn, sunlight crept in through the cracks in the blinds and under the door. "Mama, turn off lights," complained my toddler son. When I didn't fulfill this request, he escalated: "Hi Google, turn off lights." Unfortunately for him, Google doesn't yet control the sun.
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I’m kinda shocked we’ve received no hate mail yet on this. The holidays really mellow people!https://twitter.com/tobyeggleston/status/1077457342696812544 …
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Once my daycare hired a musician that played the kids a song you definitely wouldn’t approve of. I paid the daycare bill. I didn’t ask about musicians or set lists. I am truly sorry.https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1078024397179351040 …
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What have you don’t except complain about the green bubbles?https://twitter.com/meliatinnin/status/1077579421148692480 …
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Test your ability to classify 10 news statements as either factual or opinion. Then see how you did in comparison with a nationally representative group of 5,035 randomly selected U.S. adults surveyed online https://pewrsr.ch/2lkZ4Yl pic.twitter.com/uBQ0fHdISs
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The irony being, anybody who needs that kind of money to ship the v1 of an app (feel free to use fancier words) has a terrible software team. ICOs were always crimes of opportunity, not necessity.https://twitter.com/stephendpalley/status/1077287137815474177 …
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Percentage of people who want Top 50 lists to start at number fifty: 0%. Percentage of Top 50 lists that start at number fifty: 100%.
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If you are looking to mix it up this Christmas, replace your standard mashed potatoes with Aunt Kaye’s Mashed Potato Casserole and become a legend within your clan.pic.twitter.com/8DgI9J7ZFG
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Matching kid/parent shirts, a fun gift for the whole fam, and also the stuff that pictures your kids will hate in high school are made of.pic.twitter.com/eUs7IKj9Sm
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An unexpected Christmas Eve delivery. A kickstarter miracle even!pic.twitter.com/yCpI1B4s4P
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Always dump the controversial stuff on a holiday eve.https://twitter.com/eriktorenberg/status/1077338361218527232 …
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