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@pt

Often taken literally, rarely taken seriously.

 
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. lip 2018.

    When I was a kid I used to open the fridge, find nothing I wanted, wander around the kitchen a bit, then repeat. I feel like my life hasn't changed much, except now Twitter is my fridge.

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  2. 18. kol 2019.

    Tumblr is a porn site without Google’s intent data or FB’s demo/interest data. Seems like had either, and we’re it brand-safe content, they’d be fine. It’s not enough to have eyeballs, but Googbook isn’t the problem, designing for eventual revenue is.

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  3. 16. kol 2019.

    The marketing material attached to a unicorn lapel pin my daughter brought home. It’s like hustle porn for artisan hipsters.

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  4. 15. kol 2019.

    I will gostwrite your VC tweets for $1k a pop, replies at $250, sweet dunks will vary by target and viciousness.

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  5. 13. kol 2019.

    My new favorite term is YIYBY, via my local Nextdoor, which is *pissed* a parking lot is being replaced by a chain hotel with only 60 parking spots.

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  6. 13. kol 2019.
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  7. 12. kol 2019.

    There’s a “sweaters on backwards and inside out” joke about baby sleep deprivation in here, but I can’t quite find it.

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  8. 12. kol 2019.

    It’s weird we talk about these companies ad businesses as though that’s the hard part. In this sense, every business is just a simple battle to invoice like a champ.

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  9. 8. kol 2019.

    The conclusion that you’ll only force people to do all this stuff by passing laws is pretty solid though. I don’t see this happening otherwise. The open question there though is whether consumers will be able to stop them. 🤞🏻

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  10. 8. kol 2019.

    This really is a good article in that it perfectly highlights the cost of de-conveniencing the internet. Want two day shipping in six days for 4x the price? Struggle remembering your password? Try having as many email addresses! And it’s only $129/yr!

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  11. 8. kol 2019.

    “Within weeks, I got tired of sobriety. My friends would have a red wine with steak, I like red wine. They’d have beers at the ball game. What’s baseball without beer? So I bought a tickets for a game. I don’t think we can stop drinking ourselves. It’s too tasty. We need help.”

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  12. 8. kol 2019.

    I feel like if your threat model suggests telling a national magazine a fact is more private than putting it in Gmail you probably shouldn’t be quoted as a security expert.

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  13. 7. kol 2019.

    I’ve wanted a Blade / Coming to America crossover forever, and I fear this may be as close as we ever get.

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  14. 6. kol 2019.

    Inability to interpret data aside (craft is huge), it’s funny to me that as elites sip locally-brewed beer made by small businesses, Real Americans™️ drink rice “beer” brewed by foreign conglomerates. I believe this is what the kids call a narrative violation.

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  15. 6. kol 2019.

    The perjorative Surveillance Capitalism seems to be picking up a lot of steam lately. It appears to mean “Consumers shouldn’t be allowed to choose wrong, but I’m still pro-Capitalism.” If you don’t like Capitalism, that’s fine. You’re a Privacy Authoritarian. Own it!

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    I declare you all social currency manipulators.

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  17. 6. kol 2019.

    I think you could salvage this, nay make it great, by writing Ship Code Every Day over the top really big in crayon.

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  18. 6. kol 2019.

    I would like there to exist a Weird Al-style version of Won’t Get Fooled Again about e-gold. Meet the new bugs…

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  19. 6. kol 2019.

    I’m sure if tech just tries desperately to look neutral it’ll all be fine when this guy gets a second term. Heck, even a third could be perfectly fine. He obviously understands we’re not literally criminals & enemies of democracy.

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    5. kol 2019.

    When you see that John Paul Jones is trending and you think people are finally coming around that he is more then just a bassist but it just some stupid Bachelor shit

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  21. 5. kol 2019.

    TFW the boss doesn’t understand @ mentions (even though you’ve explained them like four times) and is just yelling into the general channel on Slack.

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