David Muto

@pseudomuto

I speak at conferences, read books, make babies, dream in code, and work where I mostly wax romantic about onboarding and ruby

Ottawa, CA
Joined April 2011

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  1. 4 hours ago
  2. May 8

    TFW you realize it's snowing...in May :(

  3. May 7

    So, this happened today. Never really thought I'd own a saw...

  4. May 5

    Found this in my pocket today. Think my son is trying to tell me something?

  5. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Presenting the "sleep sort", our favorite O(wtf) sorting algorithm. (C'mon, it's the weekend..) 😂

  6. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

  7. Mar 13

    OK ...Let's do this!

  8. Mar 11

    Fellow Canadians, if you need a US zip code to complete an online purchase this works like a charm (Visa as well)

  9. Mar 11

    Oh how I've missed you...

  10. Mar 11

    Took a walk this morning from soma to Golden gate park...It's kinda nice here, for the most part

  11. Mar 11

    There's just nothing like doing laundry at laundromat in the Tenderloin on a Saturday morning

  12. Mar 8

    Ghostbuster or sangria server?

  13. Mar 8

    So happy to be at , that registration line though...

  14. Feb 12

    This was a great read...“You’re not a liberal—you’re an extremist wearing trendy causes” by

  15. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    Let’s talk about mental health so more people ask for help when they need it. RTs send 5¢ to support mental health programs.

  16. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    As long as you live you'll never see a photograph of 7 women signing legislation about what men can do with their reproductive organs

  17. Jan 23
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Trump: 'Please Ignore The 200,000 Women You See Tomorrow'

  19. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    "We've got the talent, we've got the ecosystem. It can be done here!" – Welcome to the grand opening of our R&D Office🎉

  20. Jan 8

    Finally the kids can help with dinner!

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