David Muto

@pseudomuto

I speak at conferences, read books, make babies, dream in code, and work where I mostly wax romantic about onboarding and ruby

Ottawa, CA
pseudomuto.com
Joined April 2011
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  1. 4 hours ago

    Aww yeah! We won!!

    1 reply 6 likes
  2. May 8

    TFW you realize it's snowing...in May :(

  3. May 7

    So, this happened today. Never really thought I'd own a saw...

    1 reply
  4. May 5

    Found this in my pocket today. Think my son is trying to tell me something?

    1 reply 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Presenting the "sleep sort", our favorite O(wtf) sorting algorithm. (C'mon, it's the weekend..) 😂

    27 replies 1,141 retweets 1,700 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

    101 replies 9,788 retweets 15,450 likes
  7. Mar 13

    OK ...Let's do this!

    3 likes
  8. Mar 11

    Fellow Canadians, if you need a US zip code to complete an online purchase this works like a charm (Visa as well)

    3 likes
  9. Mar 11

    Oh how I've missed you...

    2 likes
  10. Mar 11

    Took a walk this morning from soma to Golden gate park...It's kinda nice here, for the most part

    3 likes
  11. Mar 11

    There's just nothing like doing laundry at laundromat in the Tenderloin on a Saturday morning

    1 reply 2 likes
  12. Mar 8

    Ghostbuster or sangria server?

    1 reply 4 likes
  13. Mar 8

    So happy to be at , that registration line though...

    4 likes
  14. Feb 12

    This was a great read...“You’re not a liberal—you’re an extremist wearing trendy causes” by

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    Let’s talk about mental health so more people ask for help when they need it. RTs send 5¢ to support mental health programs.

    749 replies 105,267 retweets 35,322 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    As long as you live you'll never see a photograph of 7 women signing legislation about what men can do with their reproductive organs

    4,937 replies 265,227 retweets 344,071 likes
  17. Jan 23

    It's happening!!!

    3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Trump: 'Please Ignore The 200,000 Women You See Tomorrow'

    26 replies 614 retweets 1,839 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    "We've got the talent, we've got the ecosystem. It can be done here!" – Welcome to the grand opening of our R&D Office🎉

    51 retweets 150 likes
  20. Jan 8

    Finally the kids can help with dinner!

    1 reply 3 likes

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