pseudofaux

@pseudofauxtome

pseu, she/her, 30s •|• 🔞 very soft, made very horny by the very hard, which may show up here •|• 🎮, 🪴, fanfiction, stained glass •|• PFP by

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Joined November 2018
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 11

    I will never memorize my card number just to avoid accidentally ending a sexy torture scene early by giving it up

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    22 hours ago

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    11 hours ago

    ／ 誕生日のリル・ナズ・Xに まさかの からお祝い🎉 ＼ 『Fate/Grand Order』 に 影響を受けた金の甲冑衣装が話題となった リル・ナズ・X 本日23歳の誕生日を迎えた彼を祝して、 描きおろしイラストをいただきました✨ お祝いにぜひ"いいね"してください💓🎂

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  4. 10 hours ago

    Friday night, time for me and my STORIES

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  5. 12 hours ago

    I LOVE that it is orange and gold!!!!!!!!!! Why is Ferdinand not the poster boy of this campaign, why do I have to get the tea cup OR the set of teabags aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

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  6. 12 hours ago

    god i keep telling AND showing you I am not one of your strongest soldiers why are you doing this to me

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    14 hours ago

    hobification of hobification of namjoon yoongi

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    21 hours ago

    CRAZY SINGLE + MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW 🐊

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    Mar 20

    morning things

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    15 hours ago

    Happy Farming Friday! I'm live with Epic Chef! Let's have some fun~! 🌺 🌺

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    22 hours ago

    🏹 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 🏹 Introducing our next writer ! Is caffeine the secret to writing with as much emotion as they do? We hope you look forward to reading their tribute to Sara! You can also find them on AO3 @/jardinsdeminuit

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    Mar 11

    Kids don't turn queer because a teacher told them queer people exist. They turn queer because the music video for t.A.T.u.'s 2002 hit song "All the Things She Said" made them feel things they didn't understand. Everyone knows this.

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    Apr 7

    him

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    Apr 6

    the srk era of romance is my favourite genre

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    20 hours ago

    You like the busty boys? You create fan content? Consider applying today!

    Got that one story you’ve been itching to write? Or an idea for the most amazing art piece ever? We want to see it! Mew Sieg Publishing is now accepting applications for our anthology! Applications below⬇️
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    23 hours ago

    "SPY x FAMILY" will begin in 22 hours!! Note: Depends on your Time zone

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    21 hours ago

    My least favorite genre of political take is “public opinion is the purest reflection of people’s full understanding” and not treating it as a malleable and easily manipulated bundle of people’s reflexive biases + uninformed opinions

    I don't think the median voter position (if you could distill one) is right in all its details, but I do think the median voter often understands one thing better than partisans do: that many policy issues are about balancing equities, not identifying and vindicating one right.
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    Apr 6

    Reminder that unsolicited critique on fanfic, however well meant, is like being invited to someone's house for a nice meal and then complaining about their decor the whole time: not immoral or illegal, just immensely rude, hurtful, and unlikely to have you welcomed back. Lil' 🧵

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    Apr 7

    this website is incredible because there are people i’ve known for years and yet i have no idea what gender they are or what they even look like. their gender is Friend and their appearance is No

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    Mar 5

    Ever-blooming, never-blooming, side by side ֎ FE3H Edelbert, in retirement post CF ֎ Written and posted: May 2020 ֎ Also features: Edelbert baby, Rhea casting a long shadow, Hubert having creaky knees

    A bloodied background overlaid by outlines of lilies. Most of the flowers are in black lines, two are in white. There is also a small icon of a garden spade. Over these are the title “Ever-blooming, never-blooming, side by side” and “FE3H Edelbert by pseudofaux”. A text excerpt reads: So much time is spent outdoors that they must try to remember to wear hats, because their hair is being lightened by midday sunshine, moonpearl to moonwhite, and black to... well. Hubert does not have a foolish inclination toward vanity, but the idea of grey rankles, somehow. So they wear the hats when they garden, unless they forget. Even Emperors can earn freckles. That is something they will never forget, now.
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    Apr 7

    New one-shot OFMD fic, "skinchangers", is up! ☠️ If Edward Teach peeled off his skin, the question has never been who would he find underneath. ☠️ Rated M ☠️ Ed/Stede, Ed & Izzy ☠️ CW: Canon-Typical Violence, references to cannibalism and harm to children Fic link in thread🧵

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