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Aspiring orc. Currently smoking weed behind a dumpster. This is how the world made me.

The Woods, NY
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    Pseudo‏ @pseudo310 3 Sep 2021

    My company does this icebreaker thing where every week a different person sends an email to the whole company talking about their average day, and today's coworker started his "I wake up each day furious to be laboring under capitalism" and it has caused quite a stir.

    7:01 am - 3 Sep 2021
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    626 replies . 29,682 retweets 324,520 likes
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      2. Keith Stetson  🤚🏻 🧠‏ @BlazmoIntoWowee 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310

        What else did you say?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 165 likes
      3. Pseudo‏ @pseudo310 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @BlazmoIntoWowee

        I wish I had the mustard to do that.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 365 likes
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      1. Matt Bohnhoff (he/him)‏ @matt_bohnhoff 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310

        What a star!

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      1. Kelly Shand M.S. PGDip.‏ @bookgirl33 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310 @Bridgewerke

        ain't wrong.

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      1. Totes Myname‏ @3leftsright 3 Sep 2021
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        Damn, telling everybody how he really feels. Good for him.

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      1. Evan Torner‏ @guyinblackhat 3 Sep 2021
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      1. permanently exhausted banshee‏ @blkroisin 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310

        I hope this is the intro to a legendary “how I quit my helljob” story.

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      2. Motes‏ @moto_motes 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310

        Twist ending: he and only he gets profit share.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 70 likes
      3. aspen‏ @iloveyouaspen 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @moto_motes

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        0 replies . 0 retweets 44 likes
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      2. EBaker‏ @b_elayne 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @pseudo310

        I’m guessing no one who works with him was surprised.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 67 likes
      3. shaionae‏ @msabominable 3 Sep 2021
        Replying to @b_elayne @pseudo310

        "*eyeroll* Carson back at it again, ranting about revolution before lunchtime..."

        1 reply . 0 retweets 44 likes
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