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    29. sij

    Did you want the seat with the giant saw or the one infested with snakes

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    me: I'm super excited to be here in the land down under the devil: *exasperated sigh* stop calling it that

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    prije 6 sati

    ME: I'm so tired. I wish I didn't have to walk. KANGAROO DATE: [pouch already stuffed with my keys, cell phone, shoes, and jacket] Look I don't think this is going to work out.

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    [Masterchef] ME: [shoving a koala into a blender] HOST: what are you making? ME: marsoupial

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    prije 22 sata

    guy responsible for naming Australian animals: emu his boss: are you just pulling random letters from a hopper guy: quokka

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    prije 5 sati

    I left a trampoline unattended in Australia and now all the kangaroos are in orbit

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    28. sij

    DATE: I had fun. Call me sometime ME: [thinking about making a telephone call] I'm sorry I'm leaving for war tomorrow

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    prije 20 sati

    German shepherd: wüf wüf Australian shepherd: g'day mate

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    31. sij

    if you’re drowning in nostalgia or yearning for the impossible; may i suggest a natural remedy for your soul? pretend you’re the world’s smallest frog swimming in a tropical pond and never getting emails.

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    Hugh Jackman: *crying at his dining room table* Crikey! His Wife: What’s wrong? Hugh: *pawing at his food with his knuckles* It won’t work! It’s not cutting! His Wife: Hugh we’ve been over this. You don’t have your claws anymore, you need to use a fork and knife.

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  11. prije 6 sati

    ref: Penalty! Boomerang on the field? me: It's called Australian rules football look it up

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    prije 6 sati

    Me: *ugly crying* [The folding process that makes Kleenexes pull nicely from the box one at a time]: for some reason I feel like not being there for you today. deal with this, too.

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    prije 6 sati

    [first day at marketing company] client: i need help naming my australian sheepskin boot company me: UGH client: yes i love it! me: *not listening* so many spiders there

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    prije 23 sata

    *puts sriracha on a kangaroo* HOT POCKET

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    Another late one with the boys last night turned rowdy after too many beers, too many blunts, a lot too much whiskey. Then a turned over table, 2 black eyes & 3 broken noses as we set to it with fists again over whether Kitty or Mary Bennet ever would have got married and to whom

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    1. velj

    🎶 You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to make a sword, dog or a gun 🎶 - Kenny Rogers, balloon artist

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  17. prije 20 sati

    German shepherd: wüf wüf Australian shepherd: g'day mate

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    I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dingo Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Baby

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    [Monday Morning] Co-Worker: What a super bowl! Me: *very proud of my homemade pottery* Wow thank you so much dude

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  20. prije 22 sata

    guy responsible for naming Australian animals: emu his boss: are you just pulling random letters from a hopper guy: quokka

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    prije 22 sata

    Tough-love kangaroos kicking out mature joeys by changing the pouch locks.

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