I love how he's almost laughing at the chocolate frogs one. Sad part is with the rate JK is doing this, that's probably gonna be canon soon. Why not? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans probably has beans that taste like shit...or jizz.
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"Fred! This tastes like spunk!" "... how do you know that, George?"
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I choose to believe that the same magic used to make the beans also "gifts" the eater with the knowledge of what the flavor is. It's how you **know** you're tasting your best friend's pee.
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Come on George, we all know it's you.
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Your videos where I can hear you trying to suppress laughter are always my favorite.
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Hi this isn’t related to poop, but I like your bird.
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Thanks! I like my bird too. He’s very sweet (but doesn’t like to cuddle unfortunately)
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Don’t be discouraged! All birds are different and your mileage may vary, but my parakeet hated cuddling until she was 13 years old, then she was constantly demanding scritches and liked to snuggle up to nap. So you never know. I’m sure yours shows love in his own special way.
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this thread is the purest way to begin 2019, thank you
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You’re welcome, Baby Xehanort. Thank you for the lovely comment.
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My husband and I were literally just ranting about this what good timing

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It's amazing how Rowling is constantly shitting on her own creation.
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I’d like to announce I’m running for president on the platform of officially declaring all post deathly hallows statements on Harry Potter made by J.K. non canon
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stop giving her ideas
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That's pretty much the reason why ProZD made the vid.
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that's why Harry's chocolate frog ran away, it had "the runs"
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