DISCLAIMER: If you question the rules of the game or the outcome, you could get banned from Twitter, so be careful before you reply. just sayin.
-
-
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Shockingly accurate
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Nutshell... you nailed it.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
BREAKING UPDATE: I haven’t counted your vote yet, BUT I am calling that I’m winning most of the vote already. I’ll count your vote later this week, but constantly have to remind you it doesn’t look good. Upset? HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS?!? TYRANT!!!pic.twitter.com/dI6t3cFXRm
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
DEVELOPING
Now that you’re concerned that only OUR votes count and asked to peek at what’s going on with the added votes, word has spread that you want to SILENCE VOICES. I won’t stand for this: BURN THIS SHIT DOWN!!!
pic.twitter.com/f3TTNfYDOv
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
PANDEMIC ALERT: Serious virus going around!! I know you showed up in person to vote but it’s far too dangerous for me, so I’ve mailed myself ballots to my 10 previous addresses to be sure MY VOICE IS HEARD. Also changed other rules. no time to explain.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
CONCESSION: I’m willing to let you appoint a judge to make sure vote is fair. WHAT?! You want someone who is going to judge based on the LITERAL RULES OF THE GAME?! Fascist. Once I win I’ll add 10 judges who agree that I SHOULD GET THE OUTCOME THAT I WANT. Enjoy prison fashpic.twitter.com/vdQRGL50B1
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY THIS ISN’T A POPULARITY CONTEST. I’d easily win by:
Locking myself in a basement
Speak gibberish to groups of 40-50
Call for end of 3+ million jobs
Censoring News and Socials
Recommend you stay home
Yes...70 Million want that!Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Orwell, Huxley, Kafka, or Lovecraft? I know this thread is referring to one of these writers, but I just can’t place which one.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.