As a mother...you learn none of this matters when that kid is crowning.
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How many milligrams in the vitamin k shot???
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Looks like they think micrograms are bigger than milligrams.

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They will probably demand a circumcision before discharge also
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My inner grammar nerd is screaming: TOO MANY COMMAS!!!!
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Thank you!!! I couldn’t get past that to the insanity of the document
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I’m confused as to how placenta will keep pulsating in a bucket. That’s not how this works. Besides all the other stupidity, I think that’s a new level of dumb.
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I actually laughed out loud as I read that part.
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Will go out of the window as soon as the active phase of labour starts and the pain is immense, screaming for drugs of any sort
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Nah. That’s what people say who all had an epidural and can’t believe other women do just fine without them. It doesn’t make one woman weak if she chose pain meds and it doesn’t make another woman crazy if she chose no meds.
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