remember in high school when girls would complain about their pens going missing? i did that. i took all the fucken pens. didn’t even need them. i wasn’t taking notes. fuck your pens they’re my pens now.
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Replying to @prophethusband
A girl bothered me for weeks about a missing pen and years later I realized she was just trying to give me an opening to ask her out and it's a top 3 regret
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Replying to @ELCresswell @prophethusband
you think THAT'S clueless, a girl I liked was staying at our dorm and I let her have my bed (while I slept on the couch). she said "there's probably room for both of us in the bed" & I was like "no, it's fine, don't worry about me." (didn't take me 3 yrs to regret it tho)
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Replying to @MurrayOverboard @ELCresswell
lmao hell yeah. incel by idiocy.
2:12 AM - 30 Jan 2018
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