My flying stats for 2017: total flights: 66 flights taken alone: 65 airports: 46 cities: 40 countries: 24 time in the air: too much time in airports: far too much carbon footprint: I'm so sorry Fun facts: I never once reclined my seat, ate a meal or used a bathroom on a plane…
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He's the guy from American Pie who never used the bathroom at school
Ahhhhhhhh. I should have remembered... this film came out during the narrow(ish) window when I was exposed to popular culture...
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This tweet is in my shortlist of Extremely Jon Pretty Tweets of 2017.
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Also reminds me of the movie Up In The Air.
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