You could resolve this issue once and for all by getting a burgundy passport, friend. :-)
Stockholm ARL. "Sorry, do you speak English?", I replied, embarrassed I knew no Swedish, but the customs official heard only "…speak English". "Speak English!!" she parroted, sarcastically. I was mortified. It was 2016. I'm still mortified. This is what it's like being British.
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Mine is still burgundy for now, but its successor will be an offensive blue, unless I can find an easy way to get a burgundy one too...
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