People seem very worried about toilet paper. I hate to have to explain this, but for men—at least—you probably need it about as often as you shower. If you're stuck at home all day anyway, you can choose when you shower. Toilet paper is unnecessary; use your imagination instead.
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For an isolated man you're puttting a great deal of trust in your shower drain.
I'm replacing the toilet paper, not the toilet... that still works just fine!
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What was I thinking, let's pretend this conversation never happened. I'm probably both desensitized and biased by my children's potty training gaffes and proud presenting of "achievements".
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