People seem very worried about toilet paper. I hate to have to explain this, but for men—at least—you probably need it about as often as you shower. If you're stuck at home all day anyway, you can choose when you shower. Toilet paper is unnecessary; use your imagination instead.
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Oh... well I wasn't alluding to precisely that! I mean, the toilet should still be functional for the purposes of step 1, even in times of self-isolation...
