People seem very worried about toilet paper. I hate to have to explain this, but for men—at least—you probably need it about as often as you shower. If you're stuck at home all day anyway, you can choose when you shower. Toilet paper is unnecessary; use your imagination instead.
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I suppose I did say "use your imagination..."
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Well, I looked it up. Believe it or not, I never saw that film...
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I'm liking that tweet speculatively.
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