Roger!
People seem very worried about toilet paper. I hate to have to explain this, but for men—at least—you probably need it about as often as you shower. If you're stuck at home all day anyway, you can choose when you shower. Toilet paper is unnecessary; use your imagination instead.
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I suppose I did say "use your imagination..."
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I can confirm: it is inexplicable.
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I was recently horrified to learn there was a name for that...
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Dare I ask?
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A portable bidet is much cheaper and provides cleaner results
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For an isolated man you're puttting a great deal of trust in your shower drain.
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I'm replacing the toilet paper, not the toilet... that still works just fine!
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