So the thing about having kids is that you’re no longer the main character in your own story. Example: today’s my birthday. My daughter’s in two days. We got about a dozen “happy birthday” calls today, how many of them do you think were for me?
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(Joyeux anniversaire à toi, aussi !)
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Well done,. It’s not often I actually laugh at twitter wit, but this was very good. Thank you!
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