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Fiction writer, science nerd; ex-Clevelander. Embarrassingly sincere. Novels: EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU; LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE; OUR MISSING HEARTS (Oct 4).

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    1. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Look, I’ve been off Twitter most of the day and I can’t tell if this tiny desk is a joke or real. It seems too perfect to be real. And yet.

      110 replies . 332 retweets 5,022 likes
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    2. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      I don’t understand anything about it and I have so many questions about everything in it

      6 replies . 10 retweets 720 likes
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    3. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Does he just not give a fuck anymore, or are the people managing him taking this opportunity to fuck with him?

      15 replies . 29 retweets 1,024 likes
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    4. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Is the tree supposed to, like, be a 3D extension of the mural? Did they just pause the Christmas decorating midway for a tiny desk photo op? Did he just spill his snack cup on the floor and that’s why they vacuumed it so weirdly?

      8 replies . 33 retweets 938 likes
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    5. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Are we supposed to think he’s Santa and he just fell down the chimney and that’s why he’s in the fireplace? Why are his pants so short? Why is the seal on the desk so big when the desk is so small? Why is the mic in the photo? HELP

      7 replies . 32 retweets 886 likes
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    6. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Did they think a smaller desk would make him look more imposing? I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS

      15 replies . 15 retweets 776 likes
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    7. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      I mean, bravo to whoever set up this scene and created this work of art, I sincerely salute you.

      11 replies . 34 retweets 1,131 likes
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    8. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      It’s like one of those “just like Mommy” mini kitchen sets they sell in toy catalogs, but for the Resolute Desk. I can’t stop looking at it.

      27 replies . 77 retweets 1,588 likes
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      Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

      Why didn’t they just use the regular desk? Also is that mic even plugged in? What are those papers on the desk even supposed to be when he doesn’t have a pen? Is this just a piano bench they grabbed from somewhere? I have SO MANY QUESTIONS.

      8:18 pm - 26 Nov 2020
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        2. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          Did they have to saw down the legs on that chair, or

          4 replies . 19 retweets 573 likes
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        3. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          It keeps coming through my feed and every time it gets better.

          2 replies . 5 retweets 487 likes
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        4. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          I don’t think a team of experts could engineer a photo to make him look more ridiculous and seriously, this was a service to all of us.

          6 replies . 54 retweets 1,028 likes
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        5. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          Do you think when he came in he noticed how tiny the desk was or not until after he sat down?

          9 replies . 12 retweets 516 likes
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        6. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          “Wtf is wrong with this desk?” “No, sir, I assure you the desk is extemely normal, you’re just so great that normal things seem tiny in comparison”

          6 replies . 23 retweets 842 likes
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        7. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          “No sir, looks totally normal height to me, Mr. President” *snickers*

          4 replies . 7 retweets 513 likes
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        8. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          THE SEAL ISN’T EVEN CENTERED

          10 replies . 20 retweets 756 likes
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        9. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          I feel like he didn’t notice how short the desk was until he sat down and then he was too embarrassed to say anything about it because that would be admitting a mistake. Right? And so he just had to sit there on his little dachsund chair pretending everything was totally normal.

          22 replies . 31 retweets 894 likes
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        10. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 26 Nov 2020

          I wonder if there is footage of him trying to stand up from the chair.

          41 replies . 24 retweets 834 likes
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        11. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 27 Nov 2020

          Woke up this morning and found that someone tweeted “Thank you for your breakdown here” and I *think* they meant it in the logical, orderly sense, but in full disclosure, it was definitely the other kind of breakdown, and I’m sincerely glad it brought you all so much joy.

          2 replies . 4 retweets 349 likes
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        12. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 27 Nov 2020

          Also, thank you to all the people who pointed out that he has sat at this desk before!https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/politics/donald-trump-tiny-desk/index.html …

          4 replies . 10 retweets 175 likes
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