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Every stripper affirmation is like “I’m a hustler, I attract money and abundance, men are lucky to be graced by my presence” but all I can think when I’m working is “I’m a beautiful meat sack, men love beautiful meat sacks”
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Come on down to Cthulu Club, where the meat sacks are all perfect 10s!
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I never said to myself "i attract abundance" but i said things like "men are fucking stupid, never underestimate how stupid" and also "you'll never get money you don't ask for or demand" and also "there's usually no such thing as too forward at work"
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(The last one applies to me, not them lol)
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I kinda wanna write “men love beautiful meat sacks” on my bathroom mirror now
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Who getting beautiful meat sack tattooed on them?
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This reminds me of how Shakespeare felt about the ladies.pic.twitter.com/jNxn5JjNn5
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One of his sonnets is actually making fun of how lame love sonnets are.
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It's true we do
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I'm sure meat sacks don't smell as nice.
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