I had regrets but listen, you don't tell me what to do.
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I think mine is when I started buttering the living room couch. Like not by smearing it, I kept taking tiny fingerfulls and carefully dabbing it on the back of the couch. Tiny little finger-dabs of butter covering the whole back of the couch, greasy cheerful baby luc
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And the thing is I KEPT doing it, like every time someones back was turned. They tried keeping it on top of the fridge, but I *still* grabbed it, which scared them bad enough they just kept it on the counter again. they literally could not keep me from doing this wierd thing.
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I was told to never pull a plug out of the wall while a lamp was on. I did it anyway b/c I liked the color of the arcing. Until I electrocuted myself and fainted for about 3 seconds.
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Two come to mind. Keep in mind I was an extremely cold tomboy with a dark outlook and behavioral issues... There was that time my mom tried to make me wear a dress & sandals to something fancy, and I made a picket sign and marched around the grown-up party protesting:pic.twitter.com/UmacFWZkbc
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Then there was the time my parents asked me what I wanted to be for Halloween, and I said “I want to dress up as somewhere cold and dark” So we settled on “I am Siberia” and my mom made me a homemade costume that was a pile of snow:pic.twitter.com/WL7r4Kn57d
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When I was four years old I learned how to use lottery ticket dispensers from observation; one day while my grandma was paying for groceries, I bought one, since I had a dollar and didn't know they were illegal. She and the cashier panicked when I proudly showed it off to them.
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HHABSGA HAHA I love this
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either the one thanksgiving where I spent the entire time under the table eating pretzels or the fact that any time i got a speck of anything on my clothes I demanded to change outfits to the point where it was suspected I just like changing outfits
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i love this very much
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story you have from your early childhood.
Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slapped my hand down on the stove top.