Eating the whole cuke out of a Trojan in moms basement
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I buy magnum gherkins
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i love the mouth feel of a ribbed baby pickle
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I'm tapping out right here
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I can’t tell you how proud I feel of making you safeword
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PLease, don't tell my followers I "red" on age play
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lifehack: just eat the whole cucumber lustfully and unrestrainedly because you're half-kappa whoops now ~i'm~ projecting
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Yeah, I will gladly down a whole cuke. but this is for those of my followers who are creeps.
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i've never shared this secret but if u mix diced cuke and hardboiled egg together for and let them sit a little bit they make an edible organic slime that is WILD
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This sounds decadent.
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boom: sex toy that can't get you pregnant
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thank goodness
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you know where to find me.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Stop projecting!
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Never.
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