I look hot as shit right now, except for my nipples where are comically small.
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I'm so sorry.

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I'm over here being a freak by myself, all single and whatnot now lol. Feels... Confusing, man.
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You- fully liberated, self-actualized Me- drunk and eating cereal
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You- drunk eating cereal Me- on Benzos and craving weed while trying to think of people I can bone.
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But being a burner helps. Everyone I know is hella sex positive. Warm fuzziness all around.
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Its great going to a party and the entire upstairs of a house is a "go up and get fucked," zone. I stay down stairs.
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I have to go to this cocktail party this weekend with a bunch of sexually repressed midwesterners and the tension will be delicious.
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To be a wall flower. God I love being Californian sometimes.
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