Geoffrey MillerVerified account

So ungrateful I get mad when my phone rings while I’m twittering. It’s a long few seconds of ignoring the ringing so that I can go back to mindlessly scrolling

I always call mom while checking my twitter TL. I let her talk while I read and go “hmmm, yes, mhmhh...”

The number of readers who feel obligated to defend their twitter addiction means something. I don't think you should model a mountain out of mashed potatoes in your TV room, though. But it *means something*.

I dont know who my mom is. So its ok for me to be on twitter and not call her.

I'd happily call my mom if I could, but alas, she fell to breast cancer several years ago. Anyone with their mom still around should avail themselves of a chat, you never know when you won't be able to again.

I am the mom.

What if I'm looking at it on my mom's phone? Did you factor that,huh?

I adjusted washed down my mom's porch for her. I'm about to go adjust her fan. She's 88 and I spend a LOT of time with her. Twitter's something to do while waiting for her to need something! ;o)

That’s fair.