New alien overlords: 'So, what were your goals?'
The Left: 'Diversity'
The Right: 'Strength'
Libertarians: 'Freedom'
Aliens: 'We mean after all that. Your end-game goals.'
Everyone: 'Wut?...'
@elonmusk: 'A multi-planetary civilization!'
Aliens: 'Correct. But too late.'
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