We have this inside joke about how much I love seeds, how all women love seeds & how I "shit test" G by talking about them constantly. We make up absurd adaptationist stories regarding sex difference in eating seeds. Sorry we exposed you to our weird relationship innards 
Phone call with gf @sentientist:
"Did you watch? Falcon Heavy worked!"
"No. I was just wondering whether I have enough seeds to eat tomorrow."
"Falcon Heavy has the payload to lift 580 billion poppy seeds into orbit."
"You had my curiosity; now you have my attention."
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You guys are so cute.
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Gotta ask what you need all the poppy seeds for.
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Boyfriending done right :)))
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