Whatever doctor signed off on a peacock as an emotional support animal:pic.twitter.com/pFBdOCrSqP
'Emotional support animals' for airplane use: Suitable: A small pet rock or stuffed animal Not suitable: a full-grown, undomesticated, male peacock with sharp metatarsal spurs.http://people.com/pets/united-airlines-kicks-off-emotional-support-peacock/ …
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I will sign off on your emotional support chickens if you give me unlimited pastured eggs. Probably. Don’t tell Medicare.
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That is some Louis XIV Versailles-level emotional support
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this is discrimination! united wronged us and now we need justice! please help
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I just spit out my water. Lmao
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I’m waiting for
@geochurch to engineer me a chicken-derived emotional support velociraptor - End of conversation
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Damn. Guess I’ll have to leave my emotional support peregrine falcon at home.
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I'm calling peacocks metatarseholes from now. And also the people who attempt to bring them on planes.
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This comfort animal thing has gotten way outta hand.
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I’d better check delta policies & customer support on my comfort skunk
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