Real maple syrup is to pancakes as real maple syrup is to marriage. Obviously.
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I wouldn't want to have pancakes with someone who wouldn't insist on real maple syrup. And I wouldn't agree to marry such a person either.
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weight gain
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In Québec (world’s biggest producer of The Real Stuff), we refer to fake maple syrup as “sirop de poteau”—that is, telephone pole syrup.
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Getting left at the altar. "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."
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Her massive inheritance?
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Pancakes. No room to f*ck around. Same goes for marriage.
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Kindness, yielding a "lightness of being" (I like the way it sounds, the story being only tangentially related)
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being, a novel about marriage and other things during the 1968 Prague Spring of Czechoslovak history
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