Bigger canine teeth, faster to go aggressive, weaker inhibitions against doing real damage.
Pound for pound, chimps are only 1.5x stronger than humans, and they weigh less, so they're actually weaker overall.https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were …
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They'll still rip your face off without so much as a "by your leave"
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Shaving evolved because chimps can't grip a clean-shaven face as easily.
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Our chimp weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear, and disinformation
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They can't even CrossFit bro
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Good thing to know, as
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BAD ARTICLE Chimpanzee muscles attach to their limbs differently from humans'. Like a lever with a fulcrum further away. MUCH STRONGER.
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