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Psychology professor; wrote The Mating Mind, Spent, Mate, & Virtue Signaling. Agnostic centrist into evolution, sex, sentience, freedom & future.

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    Geoffrey Miller‏Verified account @primalpoly May 27
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    How annoyed are you by clocks that make a ticking sound you can hear throughout a room?

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      1. Geoffrey Miller‏Verified account @primalpoly May 27
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        Pro (but obvious) tip: if you rent an airbnb or hotel room with a ticking clock, and you don't like it, just take the battery out. Then before you leave, put it back in and reset the time.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @PsychologyBaker May 27
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        They remind me of the opening scene of one of my favorite movies: Back to the Future.pic.twitter.com/k0UBvMQaYp

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      1. Justin Baker‏ @RealJustinBaker May 27
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        Not as bad as chewing sounds

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      1. Edwin J. Pole II‏ @ejpoleii May 27
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        Less annoyed than I am about the clicking noise my eyelids make when I blink.

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      1. Success Wizards‏ @SuccessWizards May 27
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        Love listening to my wristwatches. Hate ticking quartz room clocks. Also hate other noise makers like those Japanese waving cats.

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        The most annoyed.

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      1. JR‏ @arjendre May 27
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        If trying to sleep, very. I would take the clock off the wall and put it in the drawer when sleeping on the sofa at my parents' house. Now, I always have a fan going for white noise, wherever possible...

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      1. Lanser Productions‏ @LanserProds May 27
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        Maddening at work and soothing at home.

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      1. Richard Stephens‏ @rastephens_82 May 27
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        I like it. But but not in the bedroom.pic.twitter.com/4lCkBEkASd

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        I have a Vienna Regulator that was built in 1879 and still keeps PERFECT time. It can tick as much as it likes — Nothing I’ll ever make will be here, let alone be useful, 140+ years from now.

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