Imagine how awkward the breakup with yourself would be. “It’s not me, it’s me!”
If you're 'self-partnered', and then you find a partner, are you already polyamorous?https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/05/entertainment/emma-watson-self-partnered-scli-intl/index.html …
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Literally laughed out loud.
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I'm not sure a separate partner is even necessary. Seems like you can be poly all by yourself.
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What the left hand does the right hand doesn't need to know.
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A narcissexual.
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Self partner is just the woke version of single. Just like they’ve replaced bisexual with pansexual.
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I was happily married to myself for years. Alas, tax code doesn't allow me to write myself off as a dependent even though I clearly am.
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The word she’s looking for is “incel”
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People who rationalize themselves into novelty lifestyles earn a predictable despair. They pose as bold, brilliant divergents at first, but in the end they either revert to the standards from which they emerged, or they become tragic examples of why those standards exist.
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People build elaborate machines to pat them on the back for doing nothing. Case in point.
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