PS obvs I'm skeptical about the 'Epstein suicide', but I don't want to hear a random stranger's speculations on an airplane.
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TFW you sit down next to nice old lady on a plane but ten minutes later you realize she's been deep into her grandson's Adderall stash & will share her manic theories about Epstein's hyoid bone all the way to ABQ, & you want to say 'shut up tweaker' but she won't get the joke...
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whats the joke jeff
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don’t know that feeling, actually
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I fell asleep on a plane and got molested by an elderly Asian woman one time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Epstein is the sole case in history where tweaker conspiracy theories probably pretty much nail it.
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I went on a big thing about it & dutroux while drunk & meeting some new people last week. They seemed to take it pretty well & agreed we were likely ruled by a cabal of super rich pedophiles who act with impunity in most governments worldwide. it helped one guy was a socialist
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Why I never fail to put large headphones on as soon as I take my seat. Even if there’s nothing playing thru them.
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Still sounds better than the red eye flight I was on with a very, very, very heavy girl sitting next to me. To say her bodily presence overflowed the confines of her seat would be grossly under stating the case.
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That actually sounds like a great flight. I usually get the rather large gentleman who self-narrates every action with oddly expressive wheezes.
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