The number of treats given is inversely proportional to the fatness of the child.
Halloween poll: when handing out treats to trick-or-treaters, how many pieces of candy do you give to each?
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Where's the option for "we turn out the lights and pretend not to be home"?
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We go overboard and end up giving something like 5-7 pieces each. The kids will often comment on how we are the most generous house. Eh, it makes the wife happy, it makes the kids happy... worth it.
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We give out full-sized candy bars to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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They gotta earn that shit. Depends on the quality of entertainment.
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Number of treats is proportional to the politeness of the child
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I pass out
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LOL! Chick Tracts!
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Depends on the joke they tell
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They're not my kids, they'll take 1 and like it.
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