Dear god, anything but Crossfit
During presidential elections, at least one debate should involve candidates doing:
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But then there could be a POTUS WOD
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Tequila shots. I WANT THE TRUTH.
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You mustn’t have ever tried mdma. It’s a stronger truth serum than you’ve read about in any fiction.
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All of above, with LSD being dropped an hour before debate, ecstasy 30 min before, 30 min of crossfit, and then multiple tequila shots as cameras go live. Boom. BEST DEBATE EVER! And it would kill off the weak candidates to boot.
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MDMA please and thank you
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Biden’s finished
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LSD is the only acceptable and civilized answer.
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Where’s the option for naked Twister on an A-frame roof?
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