Wives that buy their husbands cargo shorts do so to make sure he’s too dorky looking to cheat Same reason they pretend they don’t care if you get a dad bod
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On a parallel note, I've been operating under the hypothesis that the "body positivity" movement is a method of sabotaging competition
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Which is a shame, because the extra pockets come in handy.
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Where would carry your extra beer without cargo shorts?
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I'd call it "Deceptive Relief".
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So we should be very suspicious of women and men who continue to work out after they get married.
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THIS IS A REAL THING???? I need to lnow more
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Is this the same thing with men who instantly want to put a baby in a woman to mark their territory?
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