Geoffrey MillerVerified account

The patriarchy, that’s why.

My understanding is that the process of parthenogenesis is quite soothing

Me, because I'm a man. I was in the delivery room a couple of times but don't remember details except new people suddenly there that weren't there before. Woo hoo! Maybe some of us have an innate ability to avoid PTSD.

Immaculate caesarean

Who says I haven't?

Because we're too busy wondering if cervical dilation loosened the hymen or if Jesus had to Kool-Aid man his way out.

Because Christmas is about stepping on your neighbors at Wal-Mart to buy loss-leading items imported from China.

because it was a miracle ;)

yeah who would ever think of that and be aroused? that's a crazy thing that only crazy people would think.

As a guy who watched his children being born: Christmas was the farthest thing from my mind.