Google: 'We are power without authority, therefore we cannot be evil.' Observer: 'Isn't that the definition of evil?'
Google: 'Trust us. Our logo is playful, in primary colors. Thus, we are good.' Government: 'We are good. Anything else?' Google: 'We have all of your search histories, emails, texts, contacts, & views in the last twenty years. So....' Government: 'We are good.'
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I suspect your search history is especially incriminating, Geoffrey.
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Weird for a company with a motto on the "Creepy Line"
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it is baffling ppl still use any
@google services creepiest company in all of history.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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