What about taking shrooms and then attempting the other 3 options
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I once ate some mushrooms that I think were cut with something whacky. I woke up and couldn't hear out of my ear. Went months feeling like I had water in my ear. One morning woke up & had blood on my pillow & could hear perfect again.
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Bro it's a full moon tomorrow bro. Always do shrooms on a full moon.
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Drunk gingerbread house decorating.
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I’m going bowling with my cousins tomorrow!
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(It’s not go-karts)
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Settlers? FFS man there are better options.
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Maybe don't shuck Mormonism at them.
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