The most important item on the Thanksgiving table is the gravy. The whole meal will rise or fall with the quality of the gravy.
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Cranberry sauce is what happens when gravy reads Jordan Peterson, gets its act together, grows up, and decides to be an actually good condiment. Fight me.
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PS yes I've had 'good' gravy. But have you had my cranberry sauce? No you have not.
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I make the best cranberry sauce and there is no way to deny that fact!pic.twitter.com/9pr1nP9Egm
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wow strong argument against cranberry sauce
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Cranberry sauce is good. Don't @ me.
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love the sheer disdain towards gravy. BUT! You must have never had good gravy, which is unfortunate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Cranberry seeks to silence the voices of historically marginalized condiments.
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Gravy is the superior condiment. This was proven in 1867.
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Try a little bit of both. Bite of turkey with gravy. Bite of turkey with some cranberry. That switchup really gets me goin.
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