Definitely Sun Tzu. He would have mastered the art of war that Twitter is.pic.twitter.com/fvUt0xFxkQ
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Definitely Sun Tzu. He would have mastered the art of war that Twitter is.pic.twitter.com/fvUt0xFxkQ
And he could also easily manage 280 characters.
What? Obviously Voltaire!!! Maybe your followers haven't read Voltaire!! 
Nietzsche is more compact in his delivery.
Nietzsche wouldn't get wrapped up in drama, because nothing matters. But Voltaire would have the best zingers and putdowns.
It’s not close. Nietzsche’s twitter would have been a wonder to behold.
Ayn Rand wouldn't last long.
Which is why @AynRandBot is still going after 7 years.
Thesis, anti-thesis, synthesis. Ain’t this what Twitter’s all about? I say Hegel.
Schopenhauer but he would not do twitter
Schopenhauer would get mad every time Hegel got more retweets than him.
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