Accept the fact that you were meant for stand-up comedy. You’ve got the relevant knowledge (politics, sex, psychology...etc) and the capacity to subvert expectations with absurdity. All your years of academia have prepared you for this. Embrace it.
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Trouble is, it takes ten years on the road to get good at stand-up.
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Life today is at the intersection of Kafka and Warhol.
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classic tweet. i frequently revisit it.
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It was cumulative, invoking Catholic Twitter, RW twitter, and comedy, the sum being yuuugeee.
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I just retweeted it so my multiple tens of followers will see it too.
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I think it's the perfect timing with this whole Florida ballots controversy
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Things happen in mysterious ways.
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It also included Florida (my home state) screwing up an election....
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