In 2024, I'd most like to vote for a President/VP ticket of:
Wait why is Arwen a bimbo. She only has a new sexual partner every 800 years or something.
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Not even that, IIRC. Elves are hypermonogamous, they only mate with one person ever. Hence Elrond's admonition to her "there will be no comfort for you to ease the pain of his passing".
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Her father is a half elf.... You should read the Silmarillion.
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