Galadriel campaign slogan: 'In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!'
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In 2024, I'd most like to vote for a President/VP ticket of:
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538 now has Smaug/Witchking winning in 5 out of 9 multiverses.
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Aragorn campaign slogan: 'A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is NOT THIS DAY'
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Smaug campaign slogan: 'I am fire. I am death. My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a hurricane!'
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Elrond campaign slogan: 'Middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it; you will unite or you will fall.'
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Wait why is Arwen a bimbo. She only has a new sexual partner every 800 years or something.
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Not even that, IIRC. Elves are hypermonogamous, they only mate with one person ever. Hence Elrond's admonition to her "there will be no comfort for you to ease the pain of his passing".
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This is a real nail-biter!
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How is this even close!?!?
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Dude get Tom Bombadil on a ticket somewhere. Or is he Gary Johnson?
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Bombadil probably wouldn't privatize prisons. Unless it was to the union of man eating weeping willows or something.
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