I want an emotional support mini t-rex engineered from a chicken.
ps still waiting, @geochurch
I want to fly with my 'emotional support girlfriend', @sentientist. She can haz free airplane seat? Or are emotional support vertebrates restricted to non-humans? #speciesismhttps://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1049981163870269441 …
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How is it that I can’t make it through TSA with lipgloss but she makes it through with a squirrel?
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I'm sure if she says that she identifies as an emotional support animal then you'll be fine. Otherwise just sue them for discrimination.
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Or take a page out of
@joerogan 's book and put a leash on her.#sexrobots Would a sex robot have to pay for a seat?
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Wait, you r dating a squirrel??
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