They’ll use a metal one handily stashed in the hemp satchel holding all the impractical crap we’re now required to cart around.
But if they ban plastic straws, how will social psychologists fail to replicate their findings while drinking frappuccinos through plastic straws?
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You can use large hollow pasta tubes to drink your coffee.
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I think we need an entire cap and trade system where plastic straws are still available to the wealthy who must then purchase straw offsets in order to use them. This can be managed by a new multinational agency funded by taxpayers.
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